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riding hood

This is my take on an old classic. enjoy                                            Little Red Riding Hood was a young lass that wore a red-hooded cape everywhere she went. A naive but somewhat wary girl of 18 years, she often spent her time in the woods, unaware of its dangers deep within up until recently. Her grandmother, her best friend, lived at the other end of the woods. Because of the danger of the deep woods, her visits to her grandmother named Grampus were brief and somewhat seldom. One day, Grampus emailed Little Red Riding Hood, of whom we'll call Larah, with a message stating: "Come up with cookies right the fuck now or you're out of the will." - Grampus                    Larah was puzzled. Grandma had a will? The balls on this fucking broad, telling a kid to visit her with cookies in a forest she knows is dangerous. Grampus knew Larah's father died from a magic wheat thresher and her mom worked as an alcoholic in the local YMCA. She