Steve's Leaves

Lou Who 1½: Rut AKA Lou & ½ It's half a sequel to something I wrote for fun ———–— " HELLA! " "....hello, this is a recorded call from Blythe Channel Fundhaving Media," I said, wincing from the loudness of the person I called , "My name is Lou. How are you doing today?" "IS THIS OBAMA!" "Uh...no, sir. I'm Lou." "LOU WHO?" "Lou---" " SHAT THE FACK UP DALLY!! I'M ON DA GADDAM PHONE!! Sarry. Them's my wife. My names Jiggy. That's J as in Jenkins, I as in Adigitness," the man said before I hung up and started massaging my temples. I crave a cigarette so bad right now, but I'm on the clock and just got back from my second break ten minutes ago. If any employee takes a third in one shift, the manager would stuff himself inside his office iron maiden, something he made a point of showing when he got it a month ago. Besides, what I crave even more is sleep. The Trazodone ...

Also called "Suck it, Urie", these are a series of really short stories that encourage audience participation in a stage improv setting. Note: doing exactly this is a really bad idea. enjoy Scene One It had been 8 months since the Jacobsons lost both of their children in a deadly school shooting. Their daughter was the shooter's final victim before he had turned the gun on himself, visibly shaken after taking his sister's life. The parents had just begun moving things from his room to piles meant for either the trash or Goodwill when they uncovered a notebook in their son's room, a notebook that had only one entry on it dated three days before the shooting. It said: [adjective noun] Scene Two The old woman looked out through her window into a rainy night with a sorrowful, bitter expression. On the verge of tears, she turns away and heads toward the bathroom, where she begins to draw a hot bath. She turns on the radio and lights candles before pouring e...

And now, the conclusion to Amber and the Beanstalk. Click  here to read Chapter One and here to read Chapter Two, and then Three. Enjoy!  That's right, the Dream Beans get an epilogue and the dirty-ass kids do not. And now, an aftercomic featuring Felix: Thanks for reading!

Here's Chapter Two of Amber and the Beanstalk. To view Chapter One, click here. To jump ahead to Chapter Last, click here. And now, Chapter Three.