Lou Who 1½: Rut
Lou Who 1½: Rut AKA Lou & ½ It's half a sequel to something I wrote for fun ———–— " HELLA! " "....hello, this is a recorded call from Blythe Channel Fundhaving Media," I said, wincing from the loudness of the person I called , "My name is Lou. How are you doing today?" "IS THIS OBAMA!" "Uh...no, sir. I'm Lou." "LOU WHO?" "Lou---" " SHAT THE FACK UP DALLY!! I'M ON DA GADDAM PHONE!! Sarry. Them's my wife. My names Jiggy. That's J as in Jenkins, I as in Adigitness," the man said before I hung up and started massaging my temples. I crave a cigarette so bad right now, but I'm on the clock and just got back from my second break ten minutes ago. If any employee takes a third in one shift, the manager would stuff himself inside his office iron maiden, something he made a point of showing when he got it a month ago. Besides, what I crave even more is sleep. The Trazodone