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The Mall 2.1

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Part 1 Where are you, really?             Hours ago, you were clocking out of work when you suddenly remembered that today was the anniversary of your engagement to your significant other. Briefly, you panicked and started asking your co-workers about nearby jewelry stores. All but one cited stores that were closed now; your co-worker Matt had a different suggestion.               "There's this mall 5 miles away from here that kinda sorta still has stores and shit there. I know they have a Kay's," Matt told you, "No one I know's gone there since that thing a while back, though."            He explains that, seven years ago, there was a spree shooter in the aforementioned mall. The dude entered through the back entrance before brandishing three semi-automatic pistols. The shooter killed everyone in that corner of the mall and would have gone further if the hallway to the rest of the mall weren't so narrow. The shooter met his

Miscellaneous I

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Below is a smorgasbord of things from over a decade ago that I recently discovered to things I did this year that didn't warrant a post by themselves. Hope you enjoy. No. 1: Big Hand Poker - If I had to guess, I'd say I drew this in BOCES (c. 2003- 2004). There's no rhyme or reason to this other than "I was told to do it." No. 2: Mountains- I don't remember how this was made in BOCES but i like it anyway No. 3: Fish - while I don't remember when I did this, I do remember telling the art teacher that the partially-filled background was intentional.  No. 4 : Sixteen Clowns - A laminated work done in my BOCES years. It's sixteen identical clowns with different colors. I like this too No. 5: Tissues: - This was made with dyed tissues. It was stupid. This isn't a piece of art I did. It's just a Wario doll, in the dining room, where my family eats.