Steve's Leaves

This is the first chapter of a story I've been working on for the past month and a half that I wrote mostly for my amusement and I'd like to know your thoughts on it. The story this chapter is from is called "Lou Who" and I hope you like it.     I've been alive for nine thousand, four hundred ninety-nine days and nine thousand, four hundred one of them can be described as mundane, typical, average and any other synonym for "meh." It wasn't until two and a half months ago that life as I knew it would then be described as surreal, freaky, nearly impossible and any other synonym for "what the fuck?!". I figure that's a good enough starting point as any for my story so I'll begin there.     People here in Nassau County, New York call me Lou. I work as a telemarketer during daylight hours, peddling the most inane shit to people that yell at me over the phone, things like phones shaped like penises, a microwave programmed to blurt o...

I was 10 or 11 when I first saw The Matrix on VHS and probably broke a VCR or two rewatching it over and over again for a couple of years. It's what you gotta do at the time when you have no friends and aren't trusted to be outside of the house too poor to get a DVD player: rewatch things on tape. Naturally, the movie and its sequels played a major impact on my imagination the same way Dragon Ball Z had prior; with elements of the two, Little Nicky (no, really), Resident Evil 4 and a myriad of other influences, I created the canon of Bass: The Hell Savior. Bass: The Hell Savior was about Satan's revenge on the divine order. He had 8 children between his fall from grace as Lucifer and the present day; all but one were born from a succubus. His eighth child, Bass, was born from an angel. During the 1960's, Satan put his plan into motion; what that plan was, I don't remember, but Bass learned it would threaten the Eternal Flame of Hell and thus existence itsel...

Today's comic/fairy tale adventure again features Amber A'Lee Frost and is titled: